It looks like a serial killer is on the loose—another serial killer—which highly offends Serge's moral sensibilities. That lovable, justice, under-undermedicated dispenser of truth, and trivia is back with a vengeance—just as his cherished home state is about to take a beating from a conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8William Morrow #ad - And he wants answers! why aren't more films shot here? how come the ones that are stink so bad? And what's up with filming "Florida" scenes in California? Then there's the cryptic message from his grandfather, Sergio, telling him to go to Los Angeles to uncover a mysterious secret from the distant past.
It's too much of a coincidence. And intrigue. Meanwhile, in burbank, production of what may become the most expensive flop in Tinseltown history is interrupted by the brazen abduction of the female lead. Meanwhile, a couple of midwestern dreamers head west for their shot at fame—and find it at the center of a celebrity murder investigation.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8 #ad - And even more meanwhile, casting-couch perversion, infamous studio heads Ian and Mel Glick continue to produce juggernaut high-grossing dreck, and cocaine hijinks. But there's more. The show's about to start. Serge A. Storms returns!the world's most lovable serial killer is back, bringing together an Oscar-worthy cast of Sunshine State nut jobs with his insatiable passion for All Things Florida.
During this latest cavalcade of nonstop felonies—from Tampa to Fort Lauderdale to Orlando—Serge finds time to resurrect his obsession with movies, particularly those showcasing his beloved home state.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10William Morrow #ad - So is coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. Then there's good ol' jim davenport, the e-team, the diaz Brothers, and Johnny Vegas, the Accidental Virgin, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane.
It's reunion time in the sunshine state, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, the McGraws, whose nastiest, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge. But wait! there's more on the horizon! who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named rachael? is serge wrong that guns, don the life jackets, drugs, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?So batten the hatches, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10 #ad - On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security.
Cadillac Beach: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 6William Morrow #ad - And busting out of Chattahoochee State Hospital. Not so much for anyone else. For serge A. Storms, anyway. Without his meds! the thrill-killing floridaphile needs to get to the bottom of his bookie grandad's bizarre 1964 death -- not to mention launch "Serge & Lenny's Florida Experience, " the new Miami specialty tour venture he's cooked up with his best brain-dead druggie-buddy.
. It's all good.
Electric Barracuda: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 13William Morrow #ad - This time serge is a fugitive running from the police, and murder and mayhem have never been more over-the-top hilarious. Dorsey makes sure his gun is filled with hollow-point. Sarasota herald tribuneReaders who can’t get enough of lovable serial killer Serge A. He’s back in electric barracuda—the latest outrageous romp through the Sunshine State by Tim Dorsey, master of the zany crime thriller.
The miami herald put it best: “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy. ”. Dorsey differs from writers such as Carl Hiassen, James Hall, and Elmore Leonard…These guys fire bullets. Tim dorsey’s Electric Barracuda is not to be missed. Storms can rejoice.
The Stingray Shuffle Serge Storms series Book 5William Morrow #ad - Storms is off his meds, jamaican mobsters, women's book clubs, drug dealers, no one is safe -- not Russian hoods, spoiled frat boys, bad Vegas-rejected local lounge acts -- especially when $5 million in cash in a bugged suitcase is still racing up and down the Eastern Seaboard. When serial-killing local Florida historian Serge A.
But in the oddball circus known as the Sunshine State, little things like astronomical body counts tend to get lost in the shuffle.
Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 11William Morrow #ad - The bestselling author of atomic lobster, triggerfish twist, and florida Roadkill, Dorsey can match Carl Hiaasen punch-for-punch when it comes to fictionally depicting Sunshine State madness—and he’s taken his rightful place alongside Christopher Moore in the pantheon of top American humorists. Dorsey’s brilliantly, profanely funny 11th novel…zips along like P.
G. Wodehouse’s best work. Richmond times-dispatch tim dorsey’s outrageously zany, and uproariously funny Nuclear Jellyfish marks the triumphant return of lovable, gleefully violent, thrill-killing Florida historian and tireless civic booster Serge A. Nuclear jellyfish is a veritable wmd of radioactive hilarity—as Denver’s Rocky Mountain News so aptly puts it, “It doesn’t get any better.
Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 11 #ad - ”. Storms.
Torpedo Juice Serge Storms series Book 7William Morrow #ad - Right. And finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way. The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A. But for serge, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, "getting hitched" doesn't necessarily mean "settling down" -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.
. Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married. So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.
Pineapple Grenade: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 15William Morrow #ad - The undisputed king of the comic crime novel. Providence journal“i guarantee Dorsey will never win the Nobel Prize for Literature—he’s far too funny. Richmond times-dispatch“if you’ve never read Dorsey, you need to start…You won’t be disappointed. Miami heraldgloriously unrepentant florida serial killer Serge Storms is back—and he’s finagled his way into becoming a secret agent in Miami—in another outrageous crime comedy from New York Times bestselling author, Tim Dorsey.
. In pineapple grenade, the incomparable Serge takes up spying for the president of a banana republic, and now Homeland Security wants to bring him down. It’s always a wild ride when dorsey’s at the wheel, and with Pineapple Grenade he delivers his most explosively hilarious road trip to date.
When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State Serge Storms series Book 14William Morrow #ad - Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. The undisputed king of the comic crime novel. Providence journalnobody does florida weirdness quite like tim dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A.
More outrageous than santa claus in a speedo, when elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think bad santa and national lampoon’s family vacation, blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.
When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State Serge Storms series Book 14 #ad - Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer.
Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 12William Morrow #ad - . And a mysterious gang that leaves a trail of young bodies in their wake. Are the kids safer under serge's protection? Or does being with him put them in more peril? The classroom and the pot brownies never prepared them for this. Which raises more questions: who's the guy studying satellite photos? where did the protected witness go? When did Coleman get all those trophies? Why are the Feds hot on everyone's trail? How did the burnt corpse end up by the pool? What's the best way to keep beer cool on the beach? Then there are the coke smugglers gone legit and a pair of the most dangerously sexy bartenders to ever mix a rum runner.
. That's right: serge and coleman do spring break!It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now—and you'll never look at a Frisbee the same way again. One spring break location obviously isn't enough for Serge, so he must hit them all, traveling through various historic locales, spewing nuggets of history at anyone who won't run away and dispensing his own signature brand of Sunshine State justice.
Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 12 #ad - Along the way he and his sidekick, Coleman, attract a growing following of the nation's top college students. Along with one of the state's most psychotic homicidal monsters, every bit as criminally insane as Serge—except without the morals. The mysteries continue to mount: how did coleman end up with even more disciples than serge? Can kids successfully climb fences while carrying pizzas? Will Serge survive the carnage, armed with a GPS and a kiddie pool?All will soon be answered—and of course every last moment is caught on tape as Serge creates his most excellent documentary ever, the making of Gator A-Go-Go.
Pack the cooler, load the car, and head to where the water is warm for a spring vacation you won't soon forget—no matter how much you might try! .